Thursday, March 26, 2020
Social Distancing
My sister and I were laughing last night about the upside of social distancing. That is, one can fart without the bother of distressing those around you. So let em rip America. After all, we just achieved the most cases of Covid-19 in the world so I think we will be social distancing for awhile.
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Ha ha, love that meme! And speaking of memes, I found a great one that I wanted to send especially to you but . . . I don't have your email address. If you don't mind me having it (I PROMISE I'm not a stalker, well, at least, not much), just shoot me an email at shewhoseeks at gmail dot com and I'll send it to you.
ReplyDeleteSure - no problems. I pretty sure you are not a bot from Eastern Europe looking to do evil with my email.
DeleteI'm going to share that one with the spouse, so he can enlighten everyone next time we're able to get together for dinner with anybody other than ourselves. lol
ReplyDeleteAre you telling the spouse loves a good fart meme?
DeleteThe more farting the better -- it will give everyone else an additional incentive to stay at least six feet away.
ReplyDeleteFinally a societal norm I can feel good about.
DeleteAs someone who was recently tickled tortured in a dutch oven, I think some semblance of decorum should be maintained even in quarantine. Maybe especially in quarantine, because boredom was surely the reason humans discovered they could light their own farts.
ReplyDeleteSince going vegan, I have no semblance of decorum. So it's a good thing everyone is staying away.
DeleteWell there HAS been a run on canned and dried beans lately....
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