Thursday, September 13, 2018

Sigh - It is happening again

Every so often, the number one referring site to my blog is a porn site.  I just wanted to say to all those hopeful folks who pop over to the Haunted Parlor hoping to find some leather clad Madam  sporting a corset and a cat o' nine tails, you are sadly mistaking.  Lady M's Haunted Parlor is not and never will be fodder for your sado-masochistic fantasies.  What my blog is about is Halloween - decorating, cooking, gardening, and events around town.  I also like Creepmas.  So unless you get your jollys looking at glue guns and paper mache' projects, this is not the site for you.  Upcycled Halloween crafts don't float your boat?  Than go elsewhere.  Not that I don't appreciate the referrals but I am not and will never be a porn blog.
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8 comments:

  1. Debra She Who SeeksSeptember 14, 2018 at 4:59 AM

    Glue guns are hot. That's true on a couple of different levels, isn't it.

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    1. Lady MSeptember 14, 2018 at 5:21 AM

      His Lordship and I just had an inspiration to give the readers what they want. I will dress in my corset, tie him to a chair in his underwear and torture him with my glue gun. Do porn sites ever refer folks to Debra She Who Seeks?

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    2. Debra She Who SeeksSeptember 16, 2018 at 8:58 PM

      Not to my knowledge. I'm a good girl, I am.

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  2. Old Fashion HalloweenSeptember 14, 2018 at 7:38 PM

    Now I am envisioning naked skeletons in suggestive poses.

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    1. Lady MSeptember 15, 2018 at 11:24 AM

      Ha - that could work too! Oh, the fun I could have.

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  3. DonutSeptember 15, 2018 at 12:41 PM

    For me it’s usually the other way around. I’m searching for something relatively benign but the hits I get are anything but.

    Remember to only use a low temp gun and have a safe word. “Oh god, it burns!” would probably work. And don’t forget to use plenty of glitter, it’s not craft porn without glitter.

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  4. Lady MSeptember 15, 2018 at 8:11 PM

    Got it - I will throw glitter at his Lordship till it makes a huge mess. Then, as the dominatrix, I will force him to vacuum it up while I relax and decoupage another switch plate. That ought to get those thrill seeker going.

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