While staying, I had two horrifying experiences I wish to share.
Terror by Moonlight
Red Canon Stables is a remote place with an amazing dark sky. On this particular night, the moon was full and I was alone in my tent. Round about midnight, I awoke. As I opened my eyes, a silhouette on the fly sheet came into focus. It looks something like this:
The tarantulas were migrating and my tent was in the path. Needless to say, after checking all the zippers a hundred times, I did not sleep very well, my main thought being "if that thing gets in here, how am I gonna get it out?" !
The Unexpected Intruder
One evening while brushing my teeth in the clubhouse, I noticed a strange tugging on the bottom of my pajama pants. I gave my leg a shake but still it continued. Backing quickly out of the bathroom, I managed a garbled scream with a mouthful of pronamel. His Lordship came running over, just in time to see a rat emerge from the waist band of my PJ's, fall to the ground and scamper away.
I hope you enjoyed these little tales - they are both 100% true. A week ago, we fetched Liathach back home to Bradley Barn. The utilities have not started the project. In fact, they seem to have tabled it so I endured all that terror for nothing.
Liathach in his Halloween Costume |
Oh man! The rat incident is far worse than the tarantula which is actually kind of cool, not that I'd want them crawling over me while I slept.
ReplyDeleteSHUT UP! I would just die!
ReplyDeleteOMG either of those incidents would scar me for life! Love the unicorn costume, LOL!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a Nancy Drew mystery or a B movie, “Lady M In Terror at Red Canon Stables”
ReplyDeleteI would seriously pay extra to camp out in the middle of a tarantula migration.
I love rats too, but I do have boundary issues with uninvited guests crawling up my pant legs.
Neither was too bad really - I am fine. Not scared of tarantulas and rats. I think it was the surprise factor of both that got me rattled.
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