Sunday, April 30, 2023

And Now for Something Completely Different

 Yep it is a garden gnome.  The world's creepiest garden gnome wearing a bottle cap jock strap.  Available for purchase at Ricks Garden Center.



 

 

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  1. Yikes, don't let the parents in Florida see that, after the way they freaked out at Michelangelo. At least that looks like a joint he's smoking rather than a standard cancer stick. And the artist did capture the realistic effect of drinking servings of alcohol that size on a routine basis, in terms both of gut size and of apparent chronic dongwilt. Where would the buyer actually display this? The mind reels.

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    1. Ha! the parents of Florida would definitely lose it. They better avoid garden stores! I can't see why anyone would buy this except as a gag gift to raz a beer loving fat man.

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  2. That garden gnome knocks the Catalonia Caganer pooping gnomes off the top of the list for sure!

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    1. We should start that list - creepiest garden gnome on the planet.

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  3. I have a friend that could have posed for this.

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