A neighbor of mine is moving and he gifted me two scythes. Who wants one??
I've never used a scythe although once when I was a kid, I used its smaller cousin, the grass whip. It gave me a huge blister on the palm of one hand from the scything motion.
They are evil I tell you.
What, no free shipping?!
My last name is not Bezos.
I wish I were closer. For now, I must enjoy it vicariously through you.
I got no idea how I am gonna use these.