The 28th annual running of the Emma Crawford Coffin Races happened last Saturday and I still have a few result to share with you, my beloved readers.
So winning the "Best coffin" was Aviv Tile and Remodeling. Their time was very slow because they were pushing a coffin that was a tiled, fully functioning shower. But not just any shower, one that ran blood. My picture does not do it justice.
There's some very inventive ones, it's true, but WTF is that second-last one? Looks like a, shall we say, sphincter at the front and, shall we say, intestines behind?
ReplyDeleteIt's the Tesla coffin - so a Tesla coil not a sphincter. Although your observations cracked me up.
DeleteTesla? Okay, then, it's Elon Musk's sphincter, I understand.
DeletePeople certainly put a lot of imagination into this!
ReplyDeleteI hope the Tesla coffin didn't burst into flame during the race.....
Nope because bursting into flames would have disqualified them and they finished with a time of 36 seconds.
DeleteI sent the 'Corks are for quitters' to two people I know.
ReplyDeleteInspiring alcohol abuse wherever we go!
ReplyDelete#54 is awesome. Behind on reading blogs so I am late to the party again.
ReplyDeleteThose boys on team 54 won the race!
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