The wind is howling, the temperature is dropping and the Krampus is coming. I think I have been sufficiently naughty enough this year to warrant a visit. There was the time I yelled fu*# you at the forced birth protesters in front of planned parenthood, and the time I sent my meal back for being slathered in Greek yogurt like a right old Karen, and of course just today when I offended those nice people by reminding them that Manitou has an indoor mask mandate and that they needed to cover their faces to be in the LeGrande Accents Boutique.
Anyway, I left out some weed and whiskey in hopes that he will be appeased and not drag me off to go into the meat grinder like he does here.
Wishing everyone the best Krampusnacht possible.
I yelled fu*# you at the forced birth protesters in front of planned parenthood
ReplyDeleteThis and the other things you mentioned are actually good, not evil, even if they annoyed some people. So I don't think Krampus can touch you. No doubt he'll appreciate the weed and whiskey, though, especially in the skull glass.
Tee hee - yes all a little tongue in cheek.
Delete*muffled yelling from inside the wicker basket* Let me out! I'm being railroaded, I tellz ya -- RAILROADED!
ReplyDeleteI think hollering at non-mask wearing dorks makes you an anti-Karen.
ReplyDeleteI thought any complaining bossy older gal was a Karen. Any boomer gal who made a millennials life unpleasant for a millisecond but perhaps I am mistaken in my definition. Anyway I ask the waitress to make my vegetarian platter vegan by leaving off the tzatziki. It arrived covered in the stuff. So I sent it back. I hate to be a pain but I don't eat it greek yogurt any longer. So I will embrace the Karen in that instance. Now the non mask wearing dorks were boomers or at least gen x and should have known better. I feel in that instance like you said I was justified to tell them to stop polluting the air and was not a Karen.
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