No it wasn't always this drooling, slobbering kiss ass.
Back in the day, man's best friend was a creature that truly earned that title through millennia of hard work and sacrifice.
"Look back at our struggle for freedom,
So today I celebrate the horse! Not just any horse - the best horse in the world. Here he is: Liathach the wonder horse. That name is pronounced Lee ock. If you've ever been to the west coast of Scotland, then you know from whence it comes.
He's a fine beast who loves his groceries and treats