Hoorey - it is Krampusnacht! I have been naughty this year and expect a visit from Krampus because, as you can see from the cards below, Krampus is quite the player. I think he's on par with Dracula for sexy supernatural encounters. Krampus has a 9 inch tongue (even if he is a little hairy). What's Dracula got? - a couple of fangs and an ice cold Johnson.
Fellas not really your thing? Well there is hot lady Krampus for all you naughty boys and girls.
Tonight his Lordship and I will attend a local Krampusnacht celebration at the Swirl wine bar.
It is an evening of stories and legends relating to Krampus. Should be a fun night out.
I shall wear what I pulled out of box number 5 which is a spooky spider necklace that matches the ring. And of course, fishnets from yesterday. I hope you all have a great Krampusnacht tonight.
We were just posting on Krampus... (an enjoyable post dear Lady M... and the Spider Necklace is cool...)
ReplyDelete... a great Night of the Krampus to you and yours...
Glad you enjoyed it. Our Krampus party was not so swell. No stories or legends - just a singer with a ukulele and a banjo. Still, she was pleasant to listen too.
DeleteSeriously? How does 'pleasant to listen to' fit in with Krampusnacht? Kind of false advertising, isn't it? I'm disappointed for you, lady M. Hopefully there was some decent food or something besides the ukulele entertainment. :(
DeleteYes we did get more than ukulele entertainment. They were offering the Krampus special which was sausage, red cabbage, and hot potato salad. That was delish and we had pints of IPA to drink and an eggnog tart for dessert. So it was not a total waste. Plus, our little ukulele belted out some edgy stuff like Eric Idles "Fuck Christmas" and a few interesting original songs. And they had " the movie Rare Exports" playing on the TV. It is a scary Santa movie but it has subtitles so it really wasn't that easy to read them over his Lordship head. We did score some candy too and 2 Krampus playing cards. No stories or legends. Perhaps those were offered at lunch.
DeleteYou must live someplace much cooler than me! Actually where I live is one the crappiest places in the country--but I suppose I could go see the new Krampus movie released last night. Enjoy the celebration! Great post!
ReplyDeleteI am sorry to hear it is crappy where you live. Hopefully, Krampus is opening where you are.
DeleteA nine-inch tongue? Ooooo BABY!
ReplyDeleteWho doesn't like that?
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