Yep it is a garden gnome. The world's creepiest garden gnome wearing a bottle cap jock strap. Available for purchase at Ricks Garden Center.
Yep it is a garden gnome. The world's creepiest garden gnome wearing a bottle cap jock strap. Available for purchase at Ricks Garden Center.
Yikes, don't let the parents in Florida see that, after the way they freaked out at Michelangelo. At least that looks like a joint he's smoking rather than a standard cancer stick. And the artist did capture the realistic effect of drinking servings of alcohol that size on a routine basis, in terms both of gut size and of apparent chronic dongwilt. Where would the buyer actually display this? The mind reels.
ReplyDeleteHa! the parents of Florida would definitely lose it. They better avoid garden stores! I can't see why anyone would buy this except as a gag gift to raz a beer loving fat man.
DeleteThat garden gnome knocks the Catalonia Caganer pooping gnomes off the top of the list for sure!
ReplyDeleteWe should start that list - creepiest garden gnome on the planet.
DeleteWell, "The David" he's not!
ReplyDeletePerhaps he's David of the trailer park.
DeleteOh oh oh! Creepy!
ReplyDeleteOh gosh this is vile.
ReplyDeleteCreepy and then some...
ReplyDeleteI have a friend that could have posed for this.
ReplyDeleteHa - I thought you might know him.
DeleteTruly terrifying!
ReplyDeleteDefinately not for the faint of heart
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